What I Learned from ‘An Inconvenient Truth’
Oh…my…God. Al Gore is actually MORE boring than I thought he was and “An Inconvenient Truth” is actually one giant political ad for his 2008 White House run!
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Written by randomfool on January 3rd, 2007 with
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I’m certainly no fan of Al Bore, but I was interested in sitting down and watching An Inconvenient Truth, but I can’t say exactly why. I’m pretty sure that global warming (a) is happening, (b) is probably bad for us and (c) we citizens of the earth will never actually get our act together enough to do anything about it (regardless of how important Al Gore thinks he is). So, I didn’t really need convincing from the former veep and the probability that I would be inspired enough to join the Sierra Club or recycle my Diet Pepsi can as a result of watching the movie was very, very low. I guess, like all politics, I watched it for the sport the same way I sometimes watch meaningless NFL games. Now, I didn’t make it through the whole movie (I started to fall asleep about two thirds of the way through it) but my wife watched the rest of it later and reported that the ending was pretty much the same as the beginning, so I’ll take her word for it.
I am happy to report, however, that I do feel as though I learned something from the part of the movie that I did watch and I have compiled a list of the things that I think I learned:
- Al Gore, when preparing his slideshow and saving the earth, uses genuine Apple computer products available at finer electronics retailers near you. I am certain that no promotional consideration was involved.
- Al Gore likes to gaze longingly into the distance out of the windows of cars and airplanes while traveling so as to make sure that those around him know that he is deep in thought on some very important matter.
- Al Gore actually totes around his own suitcase on wheels through airports and onto commercial airliners when he travels. Imagine that! (I think he does sit in the front of the plane though…let’s not get too carried away with this common man thing.)
- Al Gore was upset about the results of the 2000 presidential race but got over it and accepts it like a man even though he would have signed the Kyoto Protocol (for the record, 9/11 would still have happened and we all would be paying more taxes).
- Al Gore spent half of his childhood as a hick in Tennessee (yet couldn’t manage to win his home state in 2000) and the other half as a latchkey kid in Washington D.C. Explains a lot.
- Al Gore is really proud of his environmentalist credentials even if his friends think he’s a little wacko; however, we all now know that Al Gore was an environmentalist before being an environmentalist was cool. Early environmentalist, invented the Internet…blah, blah, blah.
- Al Gore showed me that PowerPoint presentations really can be interesting because none that I have ever been forced to endure have ever been nearly as boring, by orders of magnitude, as the one in this movie.
- Nobody, and I mean nobody, is more impressed with Al Gore than…Al Gore.
- As embarassed as I am to admit it and no matter how bad W is (and continues to get), I learned that I am still satisfied with my decision not to vote for this guy.
- Oh yeah, I almost forgot…some glaciers are melting but that’s OK because I don’t think glaciers had anything to do with the main point of the movie. I think the only thing that this movie might accomplish is to put Al Gore back on the map for 2008 (God save us all).
This movie was about as boring and useless (to me) as I expected it to be. I really do hope that we figure out what to do about this global warming problem (I, for one, plan to move to higher ground sometime in the next 10,000 years) but I just wish there was a way for Al Gore to invent something that can return to me the hour or of my life that I spent watching his political advertisement. I would give him credit for an invention like that….but I still wouldn’t vote for him.
Written by randomfool on January 3rd, 2007 with
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